This conversation originally appeared on The Black One podcast on April 16, 2014.
I bet you’re wondering how this all started.
While this phrase was legally required in the opening scene of every movie between 1981 and 1998, this audio-only conversation serves as an origin story. It’s a prequel and a reboot. It is the source of all white tears and a road map to how we got here.
This is the story of making America great again.
Long before Tucker Carlson popularized "the great replacement theory” and Donald Trump redefined diversity, equity and inclusion as “Black vibes,” I talked to a white community organizer about the multicultural attack on the white race.
He said his name was Kyle (I swear I didn’t make up that pseudonym).
If you could distill whiteness down to its purest form and shape it into a human being, it would be Kyle. He is an activist, conspiracy theorist and organizer for a white male protest movement called the “White Man’s March,” who’s like Jason Whitlock but white (which is also how I describe Jason Whitlock). But Kyle is so much more. He is white. He is Caucasian. He is of European descent, and he is also … um …
Anyway, I spoke to this very white, very proud boy about:
The erasure of white people in movies and television
Why he hates Barack Obama
The Jewish conspiracy to take over the world
Why he wants to make America white again
How Barack Obama turned good white people into a marginalized group
Why “diversity” is a code word for genocide
The threat of Black penises (no, seriously)
The Jews
That list isn’t redundant. As you can guess, about 73% of what’s wrong with this country can be traced back to the Jews and Barack Obama. But the interesting thing about this conversation is that it could have easily been recorded last week with Bill Maher or Tucker Carlson. But my conversation with this white community organizer named Kyle is more than a decade old.
Plus, Kyle is better. He’s like Christopher Rufo mixed with a little Elon Musk and seasoned with a randomly selected Trump voter — he’s politically incorrect, socially awkward and economically anxious. And he’s not just mediocre and fragile. Did I mention that Kyle is white?
More importantly, white guys like Kyle are how it all started.
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