G.O.A.T. Tournament Final Four: Would You Rather ...

The quest to find the Greatest Oppressor of All Time has reached the Final Four. Who will take home the gold medal for white supremacy?

Welcome to the penultimate round of the racism championship of the world!

We are ready to put our divisional champions against each other to see who will win the title of the Greatest Oppressor of All Time. According to our scientifically sound results, Donald Trump is now officially the most racist person in the history of politics and government. When it comes to companies and organizations, the police reached the division finals in a landslide. Meanwhile, longshot Peter Thiel fought his way through the influencer division while Christian Nationalists scored a surprising victory over white women.

While it’s easy to judge a person by their actions or a group by its negative impact, you are now tasked with deciding which kind of white supremacy is worse. Is hate worse than institutional inequality? Is an inept doofus filled with hate more dangerous than a competent racial bigot? Does a movement do more damage than an individual?

It’s time to choose.

Would you rather live in a country run by a corrupt, privileged, barely educated half-wit who is never held accountable for his actions …

Or Donald Trump?

Would you rather the most powerful man in the world put a target on your child’s back, our would you rather him be stopped by the police on a dark road? If you heard a Black man was accused of a crime, and there were two competing allegations — one by a cop and one by Donald Trump — which one would you believe? Better yet, would you rather live in a country where 800,000 Donald Trumps were walking around with guns and badges or a country where one random police officer served as president every day?

OK, here’s the last choice. Which would you rather have:

Every single police officer from now until the end of time will be qualified, incorruptible and free or prejudice, BUT Donald Trump has to be president for life, or:

Donald Trump is ousted from office tomorrow, but every single police officer will be replaced by someone as racist as Donald Trump?

Here’s a more difficult choice:

In exchange for Peter Thiel being made the CEO of America, including every corporation and all three branches of government, but no one will ever misuse religion again?

OR:

EVERYONE in America becomes a Bible-thumping, Christian zealot who believes in the worst interpretation of Christianity but Peter Thiel miraculously becomes a decent human being and dedicates his money, power, technology and influence to helping every single person he can.

Would you rather have one extremely powerful, privileged, wealthy white man with almost unlimited resources fighting a white multitude who believes in a twisted, racist 2,000-year-old ideology that has caused wars, lynchings, discrimination and hate because no amount of logic or truth can dissuade them, or:

One evil racist with unlimited resources battling an entire cult of good, decent, non-racist human beings?

You have 24 hours.